Essay On Kermits Revenge - 757 Words

Kermit’s Revenge It was time to get back at that sack of pork. Ms. Piggy has been spending all my money on blond wigs, she has been fighting with me, and always takes all the spot light from me. I don’t know what I will do to be rid of her. Hmmm†¦ I can eat her†¦ no I cant, but I could. Gonzo walks in â€Å" Hey Gonzo how are you feeling about the new movie?† â€Å" Not too well Kermit â€Å" I started walking to the set and saw Ms. Piggy walking toward me â€Å" Hey there Kermit can I have the credit card I saw a nice coat down at Wal-Mart?† â€Å" Ughh Fine but bring it back when you’re done.† I looked at how much money I have and it said I spent six billion dollars. I was bankrupt and was furious at Ms. Piggy. I screamed at her and she yelled back. She was so†¦show more content†¦Piggy and that’s it.† I chased him and he ran into the shed behind the trailer and I was creeping behind him. He grabbed an axe and tried to hit me. I d odged it and bit him and all you can hear was the blood-curdling scream of him being eaten. I was still wanting more to eat and then I heard Fozzy open the door. â€Å" Hey you guys alright back there?† Fozzy saw me crouched over Gonzo’s lifeless corpse with blood all over my face. Fozzy screamed and ran back inside. I ran after him and threw one of Ms. Piggy’s arms at him and he tripped. There was nothing but darkness in the room and the light flickered and Fozzy saw me. I started eat Fozzy and then I heard the cops outside. I had a really bad stomach ache. I couldn’t walk because of the pain and the police arrested me. I was still happy that I no longer have to deal with all of Ms. Piggy’s stuff now. I will be in jail but at least I did what I had to do to get rid of my problems. I got out of jail few years later and I’m still hungry for more. I ran around town and ate everyone in the world. I then went to another universe to other friends Donkey and Shrek. I came at a bad time because Shrek had to find over thousands of pancakes and Donkey was going to blow up the planet. So I went back to Earth where the entire population ended up eaten and now in my stomach. I later died of starvation from having of food. I will never forget how I ate Ms. Piggy and all of my friends. The End.